Don’t you love celebrities making fun of rumours?
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
americans hate americans just as much as everyone else hates americans don’t let our jokes fool you
bitch we hate americans more than everyone else hates americans
cuz you know who has to deal with americans the most?
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
I never thought that a munchkin kitty playing with a humidifier would cheer me up so well.